You will never be as cool as Darth Vader and Storm Troopers dancing to MC Hammer.
Snippet Saturday: Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4) (NSFW)
Here’s a little snippet from Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4, mfm, post-apocalyptic, military/spec ops) now available from Siren-BookStrand. Enjoy! 🙂 Click here to buy Grease Monkey from BookStrand. Dolce raced after the men, following them to their room. She walked in and slammed the door shut after her. “You are a pain in the farking … Read More
No corkscrew? No problem.
Guess this wouldn’t work on fizzy wines, but here’s something I never knew: you can open wine bottles with a shoe. Yep. Just watch. For those of you about to embark on Labor Day vacays without your corkscrew, you’re welcome. (Here’s the link if the embedded video window doesn’t open.)
Release Day! Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4) and ugh.
Yay, it’s release day! Normally I’m Snoopy dancing at this point but had a late night yesterday. Unexpectedly spent the evening in the ER at the VA hospital because my dad was transported there by ambulance for classic heart attack symptoms. As of this morning, the blood work and other tests showed nope, not a … Read More
Interview over at Romancing the Book!
Stop by Romancing the Book today and read the interview I did where I talk BDSM, poly, and a lot more; some reviews of my books, and…contest! 🙂  http://romancing-the-book.com/2014/08/anniversary-interview-contest-tymber-dalton.html And…less than 24 hours until Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4) releases! 🙂 http://www.bookstrand.com/grease-monkey
Read the first chapter of “Monkey Business” (Drunk Monkeys 1)!
You can read the first chapter of my book Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1) over at Sizzling Promo today! They’re kicking off a new feature, Awesome Beginning Chapters (ABC). Please stop by and check it out! 🙂 And if you didn’t know, book four in the series, Grease Monkey, is releasing this Friday, Aug. 29, … Read More
Another reason to “rebel” against Facebook.
Wow, less than 24 hours into the experiment, and already 100 people have joined the event. Here’s the thing: I don’t like seeing (already) how Facebook has “trained” me to just “like” stuff rather than interacting with a little meaning with my online acquaintances and friends. I also don’t like that if someone posts something … Read More
Screw you, Facebook. We’ll experiment on YOU.
I see Facebook as a necessary evil. It’s where most of my friends who live in my computer hang out, and as a writer, it’s a very large part of my social media platform. Facebook, however, thinks nothing about experimenting on us. We are, after all, just a commodity. They’ve already started tinkering with Page … Read More
The Denim Dom (Suncoast Society 5, mf, BDSM)
Snippet: It’s difficult to explain to someone what it’s like to dislike pain and yet crave the act of receiving it for another’s pleasure. It’s certainly not something I ever thought I would find myself doing. And it’s definitely not something I ever thought I would enjoy… Description [Siren Sensations: Erotic Consensual BDSM Romance, M/F, … Read More
Dear Traditional Publishers: It’s literally the nose on your face.
I’m sick and tired. SICK…and…TIRED. People bitching about Amazon (aka the ‘Zon) and their market share. Trad-pubs fighting tooth and nail to keep an archaic and unsustainable business model artifically afloat despite it not being profitable. There’s a REALLY easy fix here, folks: BUILD A BETTER GODDAMNED BUGGY WHIP. MAKE THE NEW WIDGET. This is … Read More
New covers, a pre-order, and more!
What a busy Monday! Just turned in edits for A Roll of the Dice (Suncoast Society 9). And, coincidentally, received the cover for that book in my inbox, too! 🙂 I love it! The reason for the dice is because the husband plays DnD. 🙂 As for the rope…you’ll just have to read the book … Read More
Backup Basics (Or, “WAAAAAH MY DATA IS GONE!”)
At least once or twice a week, I’ll log in to Facebook or Twitter to catch either the original post or replies to same-said post, of a fellow writer (sometimes literally) crying that their manuscript is GONE. Sometimes, the computer “ate” it. Usually, it’s a case of they only had the ONE copy, and that … Read More
Fifty Shades of Frozen
Thank the Goddess there’s someone out there with WAY too much time on their hands, because they have brought us this epic goodness. Enjoy! (Technically I guess it’s work-safe. LOL)
Do you want to drive my tractor?
*falls over laughing* *self-explanatory* (Click here if the video doesn’t show up in your email.) Don’t forget, if you’re on Facebook you can come join my readers group, Tymber’s Trybe, where we tend to get a little rowdy in the fun kind of way. 🙂 https://www.facebook.com/groups/TymbersTrybe/
‘Til the cows come home.
Here’s a funny for your Tuesday. This farmer serenades his cattle. Click here if the video doesn’t show up for you.