Poor Corey Brill. He’s the actor who played Pete on The Walking Dead. Oh, you don’t remember him? How about if I call him Porchdick? Did the lightbulb go off? LOL (Well, if you don’t watch The Talking Dead immediately after, you might not have gotten that reference, either.) He’s the doctor/abusive husband who Rick … Read More
Happy Monday! LOL (NWS)
*warning, The Walking Dead spoilers, and not work-safe* Well Daryl’s still alive, and Porch Dick is dead, so YAY! But I found a great video yesterday that’s hysterical: LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Excerpt: Hope Heals (mfm)
This one’s been out for a while, but it was so much fun to write. Persistent hunks! Escape-artist steers! Pet asshole ninja assassin goats! What more could a girl ask for? Well, except for true love… Hope Heals mfm, menage, contemporary, funny, cautionary tale about the perils of bean dip Writing As: Tymber Dalton Publisher: … Read More
Sunday Snicker: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
You have NOT lived until you’ve watched Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson get venom sucked out of his ass…and elsewhere. And THIS is a movie I would pay to see. Somebody MAKE IT!! LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Friday Funny: Hicky the Hillbilly Vampire
BOOM! *drops right here* Yer welcome! http://www.horrorsociety.com/2015/03/27/hicky-the-hillbilly-vampire-web-series/ LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
TGIF and recap.
It’s Friday, I’m scrambling on deadline, and… *sigh* Here’s a recap of recent posts. ((HUGS)) and have a happy and safe Friday, peeps. Clean Reader app update What. The. Actual. Fark. (re: Clean Reader app) Now for something a little lighter… Grr. Ready the pitchforks… Available for Pre-Order: Chains (Suncoast Society) Third-Party, Print, & Audiobook … Read More
Clean Reader app update
Chuck Wendig has posted an update about the Clean Reader app fracas. I, personally, have written the company and requested removal of any of my books that might be in their system. I also alerted my publisher, who will be looking into it, making sure none of our books are included in the app, and … Read More
What. The. Actual. Fark. (re: Clean Reader app)
Chuck Wendig made the points better than I could. So, THIS: Fuck You, Clean Reader (And the “dislike” graphic is NOT for Chuck’s post, it’s for the app he’s talking about.) As of me posting this, my big comment is awaiting moderation (probably because I referenced a couple of links in it) but this is … Read More
Now for something a little lighter…
Dark Lord Funk. (A Harry Potter parody of Uptown Funk.) The MTV story is funny, too.
Grr. Ready the pitchforks…
(Note: This post is NOT directed at the majority of my readers. This post is directed at the ones who STEAL my work and deprive me of income I desperately need right now.) Part of my control panel for my website shows me stats, including page hits, page views, inbound search terms, etc. Honestly? When someone … Read More
Third-Party, Print, & Audiobook Updates
A few more books have hit third-party sites (B&N/Nook, of course, is its usual slow self) and a couple have come out in print, and there’s another audiobook you might not have heard about yet. I also have my spreadsheet of clickable links, where I update as I get new info. You can find it … Read More
Monday Funny: Slow-speed Tortoise Pursuit
This is absolutely adorable. I know the tortoise is REALLY upset, but…come on, it’s funny. I’d probably be chasing someone who interrupted my fun time, too. I’m sure Sheldon the Wonder Minun would approve of this chase. LOL (Click here if the video doesn’t show for you.) LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest … Read More
Adult Excerpt: A Turn of the Screwed (Suncoast Society)
Here’s a story excerpt and an adult excerpt from A Turn of the Screwed (Suncoast Society 19, MMF, BDSM). Description Noel has spent the past two years of her ten-year marriage to Scott trying to be his Domme after he admits he thinks he’s gay and knows he’s kinky. When she gives him permission to go be … Read More
Welcome to spring…not.
Oh, the first day of spring! Joy!… NOT. Remember how I was bitching how cold I was a few weeks back? Guess what DIED this morning. (That’ll teach me to not be more grateful when the weather warmed up.) The main A/C unit that cools the bulk of the house. *head/desk* The lowest fan speed … Read More
I Am Woman.
This is from Facebook, so if you can’t see it, you might have to log in. (I tried to find the video on YouTube to post that but couldn’t.) This is a great rendition of “I Am Woman.” It always sends chills through me when I hear it. I LOVE this song. The direct link … Read More