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I actually have four pen names. Many people are familiar with my Tymber Dalton pen name, but I also write as Lesli Richardson and I have written books for Siren as Macy Largo and Tessa Monroe.


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You can find links to all my books here on my site, including series reading orders. It’s easier to have one site for all my pen names than to have them spread all over the place. 🙂

Hubby is a writer, too, and I have links to his books here as well (Jon Dalton and Haley Jordan).


Available for Pre-Order:

Note: It takes 4-6 weeks for my Siren-BookStrand-published books to be released to third-party sites after their initial release on BookStrand. I have no control over that, that’s up to my publisher. If you have a Kindle, you can order directly from Siren-BookStrand and have the file sent right to your device/app. If you have another kind of device, or read on a tablet, you can buy other format files from Siren-BookStrand and either download them or transfer them to your device. Nook | Kobo | iPad | BookStrand App via iTunes or Google Play for Android (Includes FREE books!)

Now available for pre-order: Fire in the Hole (Suncoast Society 48, MF, BDSM) by Tymber Dalton.

http://www.bookstrand.com/book/fire-in-the-hole

Blurb:

Is Lara’s life complicated? Not really. On the evening of her divorce, she dumps her jerk fiancé while at dinner with him and her now ex-husband, Everett, and Everett’s boyfriend, Wylie. That’s where she meets their hunky neighbor, Brad, and his teenage son, Mark.

That’s not complicated at allll.

Dr. Brad Jarred is well aware some people assume he’s little more than a Florida Cracker cowboy, but he’s actually an accomplished chemist running his family’s ranch, all while being a single father. He loves Lara’s spirit…and her strong will. She’s exactly the kind of take-charge woman he’s longed to meet and love. One thing’s for certain—at least Everett and Wylie are rooting for a relationship to flourish between the couple.

Now that Lara has the kind of guy she’s always wanted, can she be the woman Brad needs? More importantly, will Mark accept her in their lives? And why won’t her whackadoodle ex fiancé leave her alone?

Note: This book is a direct sequel to Splendid Isolation.

Newest Releases:

Now available: Happy Spank Patrick’s Day (Suncoast Society 47, MMF, MMM, MM, MF, FF, BDSM) by Tymber Dalton:

http://www.bookstrand.com/book/happy-spank-patricks-day

Blurb:

[Siren Sensations: Erotic Consensual BDSM Ménage a Trois Romance, M/M, M/M/M, M/M/F, with some FF, sex toys, HEA]

Cali, Max, and Sean are hosting a kinky St. Patrick’s Day party for the Suncoast Society. From unicorn shibari photo shoots to crazy party games, it’s bound to be a wild night. Even if Cali’s bondage-loving cat, Baxter, has been confined to a back room for the duration of the festivities.

Yet it’s not all fun and games. Before the party even happens, tragedy overshadows the evening, driving home the point that life is short and uncertain, friends are everything, and each moment should be fully appreciated. It also brings a lingering, unsettled question back to the forefront for the triad.

For tonight, they’ve been asked to carry on, and that’s what they’ll do. But as the party plays out around them, will their future path finally solidify in their minds, or will it leave them with more doubts and questions than answers?

Note: This book contains double penetration.

Now Available: Similar to Rain (Suncoast Society 46, MM, BDSM) by Tymber Dalton

http://www.bookstrand.com/book/similar-to-rain

Blurb:

First a gruesome, traumatic injury that ends Lee’s NFL kicking career. On the heels of that, his cheating wife files for divorce. He’s officially hit rock-bottom. Stuck in a hotel room and barely able to care for himself, he reconnects on Facebook with his best friend from high school…and the guy he secretly crushed on.

Arlin has been out of the closet for years, but only a few people know about his kinky side. When Lee contacts him, he rushes in to help his old friend. What Arlin thinks he can’t reveal to Lee is that he’s held a torch for him for years.

Getting out of their own way is the first step. Once the men confess their feelings to each other, the best second chance of their lives is now within their grasp. But as Lee’s recovery progresses and a lucrative network TV career presents itself, will their happiness endure, or slip through their fingers like rain?

Coming Soon

(Updated 03/16/2017) This is a list of the things I'm currently working ...
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Writing As – Tymber Dalton

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Series Info

This is a current list of all the series I have underway ...
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Writing As – Lesli Richardson

Latest Update: 03/01/2017 A list of my titles writing as Lesli Richardson ...
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Current Releases

Pages for each of my pen names: Tymber Dalton Lesli Richardson Macy ...
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Jon Dalton (Tymber’s Hubby)

My Hubby isn't just the World's Best Husband(TM), he's also a fantastic ...
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Audiobooks

Last Update: 12/12/2016 Click Here to Try Audible and Get Two Free ...
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Tutorials

Here is a list of my various tutorials that are currently available ...
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Gardening

I wanted to start a section specifically for our gardening (mis)adventures. Feel ...
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Home Improvement & DIY Projects

This is a collection of blog posts on various home improvement, repair, ...
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Fibromyalgia & Health Issues

Disclaimer: I am NOT a medical professional. Do NOT take any information I ...
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Latest Posts:

Hubby and I want to thank everyone for the kind words and prayers and energy from everyone. Unfortunately, when the ...
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Now available on Kindle and coming soon to other third-party sites, Happy Valenkink's Day (Suncoast Society 44, BDSM) by Tymber ...
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It's release day! Happy Spank Patrick's Day (Suncoast Society 47,MM, MMM, MF, MMF, FF, IR, BDSM) is now available! http://www.bookstrand.com/book/happy-spank-patricks-day ...
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Hey, Siren has a 10% coupon! Code LUCKY10 http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton *Applies only to erotic romance titles published by Siren-BookStrand, Inc. Cannot ...
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Hopefully I'm not jinxing myself by releasing this sneak peek of this long overdue project. I'm still in final edits ...
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Available for pre-order: Fire in the Hole (Suncoast Society)
Now available for pre-order: Fire in the Hole (Suncoast Society 48, MF, BDSM) by Tymber Dalton. http://www.bookstrand.com/book/fire-in-the-hole Note: It takes ...
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I know I've been quiet the past couple of weeks. My mother-in-law finally lost her long battle with Alzheimer's last ...
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Time Out of Mind (Suncoast Society 43, MM, BDSM) by Tymber Dalton is now available on Kindle and most third-party ...
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Thanks for all the release day well-wishes yesterday. I crashed hard and finally got some sleep, so I'm sorry if ...
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My book Similar to Rain (Suncoast Society 46, MM, BDSM) is now available! http://www.bookstrand.com/book/similar-to-rain Note: It takes 4-6 weeks for ...
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Newest Releases:


Coming Soon:


Now on Third-Party Sites

Happy Valenkink’s Day (Suncoast Society)

Happy Valenkink's Day Suncoast Society 44 Various, BDSM Writing As: ... Read More

Time Out of Mind (Suncoast Society)

Time Out of Mind Suncoast Society 43 MM, BDSM Writing ... Read More

Ask DNA (Suncoast Society)

Ask DNA Suncoast Society 42 BDSM, MFM Writing As: Tymber ... Read More

A Kinkmas Carol (Suncoast Society)

A Kinkmas Carol Suncoast Society 41 BDSM, various Writing As: ... Read More

Home at Last (Suncoast Society)

Home at Last Suncoast Society 40 MM, contemporary, BDSM Writing As: ... Read More

Two Against Nature (Suncoast Society)

Two Against Nature Suncoast Society 39 MF, contemporary, BDSM Writing ... Read More

Latest in Print

Two Against Nature (Suncoast Society)

Two Against Nature Suncoast Society 39 MF, contemporary, BDSM Writing ... Read More
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Click (Suncoast Society)

Click Suncoast Society - 17 various character pairings (MF, MMF ... Read More
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Spank or Treat (Suncoast Society)

Spank or Treat Suncoast Society - 18 Various (MF, MMF ... Read More

Dangerous Curves Ahead (Suncoast Society)

Dangerous Curves Ahead Suncoast Society 38 MMM, contemporary, BDSM Writing ... Read More

Beware Falling Rocks (Suncoast Society)

Beware Falling Rocks Suncoast Society 37 MF, contemporary, BDSM Writing ... Read More

Beware Falling Ice (Suncoast Society)

Beware Falling Ice Suncoast Society book 36 Contemporary BDSM, MF ... Read More

Audiobooks:

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Geek Chic (Bleacke Shifters 2)

Geek Chic Bleacke Shifters book 2 paranormal romance, wolf shape-shifters, ... Read More
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Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4)

Grease Monkey Drunk Monkeys – Book 4 MFM, post-apocalyptic (NON-paranormal), military ... Read More
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Love Slave for Two: Beginnings (Prequel)

Love Slave for Two: Beginnings Love Slave for Two prequel ... Read More
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Monkey Wrench (Drunk Monkeys 3)

Monkey Wrench Drunk Monkeys – Book 3 MFM, post-apocalyptic (NON-paranormal), military ... Read More
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Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2)

Monkey's Uncle Drunk Monkeys – Book 2 MFM, post-apocalyptic (NON-paranormal), ... Read More
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Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1)

Monkey Business Drunk Monkeys - Book 1 MFM, post-apocalyptic (NON-paranormal), ... Read More

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NOTE: Regarding “free” e-books, trying to find my books to read online, or download — My books usually are NOT legally available for free. (If it is, believe me, I’d be telling you about it. Right now, only one is free, through the Siren-BookStrand app.) If you see one for free, or for sale on a site that’s NOT listed on my spreadsheet of buy links, chances are it’s an ILLEGAL COPY on an illegal file-sharing site. I’m NOT rich. I write to support my family. Please do NOT pirate my files, don’t upload them, don’t share them, don’t get them from “free” sources. (Not to mention those file download sites are usually phishing scams or loaded with malware.) This is my livelihood. I don’t go into your home and steal your stuff. This is how I pay my bills, with my writing. And to all my readers who legally obtain my books – thank you!


Charles Michael Segaloff  / Michael Makai Arrest & Trial Updates:

Latest Case Update 01/12/2017: Defendant sentenced in 8/2016 to two years in federal prison, followed by 1 year supervised release. Files uploaded to the blog post. Click here for the main blog post on the arrest and trial of BDSM author and previously convicted and registered sex offender Charles Michael Segaloff (aka Michael Makai and Mike Sage).