The following have been said about or to cats in our household within the past week. (Sometimes, more than once.)
The drain’s out of the cat’s ass.
Get your baby off the stove!
Keep it classy.
Quit smacking your daughter in the head!
You look like a lampshade.
Get out from behind the stove!
Quit humping my Crocs.
Stop licking the faucet.
Where is ZombieCat?
Yes, you’re adorab–OUCH YOU LITTLE FUCKER!