ereadersfullHaven’t done one of these in a while, so it’s time to break out those sticky clicky fingers to grab the goodies I’m about to toss your way.

This’ll be the hap-hap-happiest freebie alert post since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. Hallelujah, where’s the Tylenol?

(If you have no idea what I just said, I pity you. Go watch Christmas Vacation.)

First of all, I have to pay the bills. (Keeps the lights turned on here at Chez Dalton, and keeps Gidget the Wurld Dominayshun Dawg in kibbble.) Freebies are after the jump, as well as some not-freebies. Enjoy! 🙂

Yes, final edits are ongoing for The Great Turning. (I know, I’m slow when I’m self-pubbing.) Next Siren releases are Monkey See, Monkey Do (Drunk Monkeys 9) on 12/28, and Monkeying Around (Drunk Monkeys 10) on 1/15/16.

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Okay, now on to the freebies!

 

Remember, these are free as of the time I posted them. Make sure to verify the price before you one-click. I make no assertions to the quality of them, just that they’re free as of when I posted. And please check out some of the not-freebies and peep-pimpage at the bottom of the post. Thanks! 🙂

Want these freebies but don’t have a Kindle? There’s an app for that — literally! Amazon.com – Read eBooks using the FREE Kindle Reading App on Most Devices

And now for the not-free…

Enjoy! 🙂

#FreebieAlert – Monday, December 14, 2015 (Cousin Eddie Edition)
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