You know…I’m hard to make outright laugh so hard I’m brought to tears by something I read. I’m a tough audience. I really am.

However…

I am currently sitting here with tears streaming down my face from laughter. And it’s not just the letter itself, it’s the comments that followed it that are Funny. As. Shit.

Warning: If you’re allergic to the word “fuck,” don’t click the link.

If you want to snort beverages through your nose, keep reading.

Note: I do NOT agree with this girl’s tactics. I think she’s probably screwed the pooch on her future with the sorority (hopefully) and maybe even with the school. I think this letter will come back to haunt her in the future. I think it was rude, crude, and outright outrageous. If I’d received it, I would have been pounding on someone’s door demanding blood or her hide hung from the damned flagpole.

That said, as it stands, taken in a vacuum (as I can since I didn’t write it) it’s funny as hell.

(Even funnier if you imagine it spoken by one or more of the following: Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, Gary Bussey, or Samuel L. Jackson.)

And “cunt punt” is SOOOOOO making it into a book of mine soon. VERY soon.

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

And there is this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter

You’re welcome.

And do you need to rant? Do you feel a need to rage like the sorority gal did? Do you feel a need to break out a cunt-punting? Feel free to do so in the comments.

I’ll bring the popcorn.

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  • April 24, 2013 at 7:21 am
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    I was dying laughing reading this one too.
    It’s over the top, but in it’s own way amazing. I’ve been frustrated like that before and could never come up with anything half as awesome as what she wrote.
    It makes me wonder how long it took her to write it.
    Did she put a lot of time editing it?
    Did she have someone proof read it to make sure there was just the right amount of degradation involved?

    From the stand point of someone that’s been in charge of organizing events only to have my ‘helpers’ fuck up I give her praise.

    From the view of my older/more mature self (HA!) I shake my head.

    If only she had just ranted to herself/friends rather than putting it out there. So is the life of 2013 where everyone posts things online thinking there will be no ramifications 🙁

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