Christmas Present Ideas 2017

It’s been…a year. I humbly present to you present ideas for those of you still needing some stuff. (Or even for yourselves.) If you can’t see the pictures, turn off your pop-up blocker (they’re Amazon links). (Affiliate codes included because I might make a few pennies and it won’t cost you a dime.) Who wouldn’t … Read More

This week…

ICYMI: Any World That I’m Welcome To now available Rub Me Raw now available Heartache Spoken Here available for pre-order Walk Between the Raindrops now available Suncoast Society series book list page Coming Soon | Spreadsheet of Buy Links | Series Info | Audiobooks Facebook group Tymber’s Trybe | My Facebook Page | Twitter Tymber’s Amazon Author Page | Lesli’s … Read More

True story… #humor

Word. LOL 🙂 #FreebieAlert 12/10/2016 | Home at Last now available! | Coming Soon (NSFW) My Tymber Dalton BookStrand Author Page Follow and like my page on Facebook!

Friday it is, kitten have you…

Who doesn’t want to watch a Jedi kitten? (I mean, seriously. It’s fricking adorable.) Rhymes With Orange (Suncoast Society 35, MMMF, BDSM) is FINALLY available on Nook. Yay! It’s now in ALL the places. Kindle (US) | Kindle (UK) | Kindle (CA) | Kindle (AU) Kindle (JP) | Kindle (IT) | Kindle (DE) | Kindle (MX) Kindle (BR) … Read More

Jane Austin’s Fight Club, and free BDSM 101 tutorial.

I shouldn’t talk about how much I love Fight Club (first and second rules) but THIS crossed my feed today and had me laughing my ass off. Totally work safe. Enjoy!! 🙂 (Click here if the video doesn’t show up for you.) Also, I decided to put my non-fiction BDSM tutorial, Whip Me, Beat Me, … Read More

Sh*t Writers Say (video)

Another one that’s funny…because it’s true… (Click here if you can’t see the video.) You can sign up for my newsletter by clicking here. No spam, just alerts when I post to the website so you don’t miss anything! I have a Facebook page you can like, if you’d like. 🙂 You can also bookmark … Read More

$h*t Romance Readers Say (video)

This is FUNNY, because it’s TRUE. (Click here if you can’t see the video.)   Did you see that you can pre-order Power of Three (Triple Trouble 8) from Siren-BookStrand? 🙂 You can sign up for my newsletter by clicking here. No spam, just alerts when I post to the website so you don’t miss … Read More

#sorrynotsorry #moarcowbell2016 My election slate of choice…

#sorrynotsorry #moarcowbell2016 Fun with graphics software! 🙂 LATEST RELEASES Liability (Suncoast Society 33, MMF, BDSM) Bleacke Shifters Box Set 1 The Great Turning (Book 1) Tony’s Collection (Suncoast Society box set) Drunk Monkeys series (Books 1 – 10 now available!) Siren-BookStrand Author Page | Tymber’s Amazon Page | Lesli’s Amazon Page

Search term bingo – 01/09/2016.

I get data on search terms that land people on my website. Some of them leave me scratching my head. And yes, these are direct copies, lack of capitalization, proper spelling, and all. No, these aren’t all the results, just ones that caught my eye and made me snicker…or pissed me off. what should susan … Read More

Stop the madness!!

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT The Denim Dom is on audiobook Impact (Suncoast Society) is available at third-party sites Hubby’s book Can’t Dance Forever is on pre-order Code Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 8) is now available!

Uh, whut? #signfail

(No offense to any Christians intended, but this made me double-take and laugh my ass off.) Um, maybe it’s an occupational hazard, but to me, the first thing this made me think of was a reeeeally bad porn. Someone should have pulled the creator of this aside and had a little talk with them… *bow … Read More

Monday Funny: Full Metal Disney

NSFW because of language (if anyone can understand what Donald’s saying)… Click here if the video doesn’t show up for you.

This version of Hotel California is amazing!

This is definitely worth the listen!! One of my favorite songs. Then, when you’re finished with that, give this one a listen. It’ll…well, you’ll see! 😉 Happy Saturday! In case you missed it… Kallypso Masters’ Rescue Me box set is still only .99! My Love Slave for Two 5-book series box set is still only … Read More

Be careful where you lay your head…

From the “this might not be a good idea” file… The other night, Gidget found what she thought was a perfectly acceptable pillow — Apache’s butt. I did warn her that she was taking a VERY large risk that he might let one rip, but she didn’t seem to care. LOL In case you missed … Read More

Still better…

In honor of the debate tonight: Still better than the current GOP crop of presidential candidates…     …you’re welcome…