Drunk Monkeys series featured!

I’m being featured over on Sunshine Reads today! My Drunk Monkeys (MFM) series is in the spotlight. (Did you know all TEN books are available?) https://sunshinereadsfl.wordpress.com/2017/05/10/weekly-author-spotlight-tymber-dalton/ ICYMI: This Moody Bastard (Suncoast Society 50, mmf, BDSM) now available! Deep Space Mission Corps box set Barrel of Monkeys available in audiobook Fire in the Hole on third-party … Read More

Rhymes With Orange on Kindle, audiobook updates, and more! :)

It’s a Monday. LOL Those of you who are in my Tymber’s Trybe Facebook group got to read a small taste of what my weekend was like as a DM at a convention. #wheresthetape #Isurvivednipplepatrol2016 Hubby and I finally watched Batman vs. Superman. Um… Not to hate on it, but I finally hit that tipping … Read More

Read the first chapter of “Monkey Business” (Drunk Monkeys 1)!

You can read the first chapter of my book Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1) over at Sizzling Promo today! They’re kicking off a new feature, Awesome Beginning Chapters (ABC). Please stop by and check it out! 🙂 And if you didn’t know, book four in the series, Grease Monkey, is releasing this Friday, Aug. 29, … Read More

Release Day: Monkey Wrench (Drunk Monkeys 3)

*insert happy Snoopy dancing here* Happy Monday! And, yes, it’s that time again! Monkey Wrench (Drunk Monkeys 3) is now available for purchase! http://www.bookstrand.com/monkey-wrench Blurb: [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA] … Read More

New audiobook and more, what a crazy week!

Wow, this week hit the ground running and didn’t stop. LOL Monday was the Siren-BookStrand release of Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2) but later that day, Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1) went live on Kindle. (Yes, I know the other third-party sites are slower than my ass before a cuppa in the morning, but my … Read More

Free Read: Chapter 1 from “Monkey Business”

Following is Chapter One from Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1), now available on BookStrand, Kindle, and coming soon to other third-party sites. And book 2 in the series, Monkey’s Uncle, is now available from Siren-BookStrand! 🙂 Enjoy! 🙂 Chapter One … Read More

Welcome to the apupcalypse.

Apparently all my current work on my Drunk Monkeys series has Gidget a little nervous. She’s picked out her shotgun shells for the coming apupcalypse and is getting herself ready. Because, ya know, every apupcalypse requires a box (or five) of shotgun shells and your trusty sock monkey dog bed… But then… I awoke this … Read More

“Monkey Business” now on Kindle.

Woot! While today is the release for Monkey’s Uncle on BookStrand, Monkey Business, book 1 of my Drunk Monkeys series, has just hit Kindle. (You guys know the drill, it takes the other third-party sites for-farking-ever to get the files processed.) Blurb: [MFM, post-apocalyptic, military/spec ops] When you absolutely, positively have a world to save, … Read More

Coming Soon, Writers Lab, and brain explosions…

Whew. What a week last week. Thank you for all the condolences, they are truly appreciated. Our friend’s wife (which sounds weird, because she’s our dear friend, too) is trying to get through this and hanging in there. It’s a process. Between that, deadlines, new releases, and Writers Lab last weekend, it feels like I … Read More

Author cr*p.

With the events of the past few days, a looming deadline, and a writers’ event to attend this weekend, the last thing I feel like doing is pimping my crap. (I feel like crawling into a cave in a Xanax-induced haze, but can’t.) Unfortunately, pimping my crap what keeps the normal things in life happening, like the … Read More

Manic Monday! Reviews, New Release, and More!

Holy crapballs, Batman, it’s a Monday, all right! LOL Tight deadline for two books, edits due in tomorrow, and a GREAT weekend coming up at the Writers Lab where we’re going to have an AWESOME time! (And yeah, Mercury retrograde apparently hit their website, so they extended registration until Tuesday in case anyone tried to … Read More

Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1) available for pre-order.

Woot! The first book in the Drunk Monkeys series, Monkey Business, is now available for pre-order from Siren-BookStrand! http://www.bookstrand.com/monkey-business Blurb: [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA] When you absolutely, positively have a world to save, you need to call in…the Drunk Monkeys. Celia Jorgens is a reporter from Chicago. … Read More

Coming Soon: Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1)

Looks like I have a release date of June 23 for Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1, mfm) which is a near-future post-apocalyptic hunky special ops military series. Think the A-Team meets Mad Max meets The Walking Dead (without zombies, it’s NOT a paranormal series LOL). Blurb: When you absolutely, positively have a world to save, … Read More

Of Bollywood and Drunk Monkeys.

Yay, I have my Blue-ray disc of Wanted! Eh, the Bollywood one, not the Hollywood one. LOL This one stars Salman Khan (KHHHAAANNNNN!!!)– *clears throat* Ahem, sorry. I’ll be popping my Bollywood cherry on this one tomorrow, hopefully. It’s my reward for getting my WIP turned in today to my publisher. (Yay, met deadline!) I’ll … Read More