You know…I’m hard to make outright laugh so hard I’m brought to tears by something I read. I’m a tough audience. I really am.
I am currently sitting here with tears streaming down my face from laughter. And it’s not just the letter itself, it’s the comments that followed it that are Funny. As. Shit.
Warning: If you’re allergic to the word “fuck,” don’t click the link.
If you want to snort beverages through your nose, keep reading.
Note: I do NOT agree with this girl’s tactics. I think she’s probably screwed the pooch on her future with the sorority (hopefully) and maybe even with the school. I think this letter will come back to haunt her in the future. I think it was rude, crude, and outright outrageous. If I’d received it, I would have been pounding on someone’s door demanding blood or her hide hung from the damned flagpole.
That said, as it stands, taken in a vacuum (as I can since I didn’t write it) it’s funny as hell.
(Even funnier if you imagine it spoken by one or more of the following: Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, Gary Bussey, or Samuel L. Jackson.)
And “cunt punt” is SOOOOOO making it into a book of mine soon. VERY soon.
And there is this:
And do you need to rant? Do you feel a need to rage like the sorority gal did? Do you feel a need to break out a cunt-punting? Feel free to do so in the comments.
I’ll bring the popcorn.