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I get data on search terms that land people on my website. Some of them leave me scratching my head. And yes, these are direct copies, lack of capitalization, proper spelling, and all. No, these aren’t all the results, just ones that caught my eye and made me snicker…or pissed me off.

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Ummm…fire his ass? I don’t know, why was he fired?

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Ew. Sorry, I shouldn’t judge. And you don’t need to put the little * in there…

” gonna fuck your brains out” “to pee”

Uh, whut?

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You, my friend, are an asshole. Please pay for my work. I have bills to pay. Go shoplift from any bookstore and see what that gets you.

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Ummmm, okaaay. I think you mean my book More Than Make-Believe?

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Again, you’re an asshole.

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That’s rather specific.

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My, that’s an interesting bucket list.

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Anyone want to take a “stab” at that one?

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This deserves a gif response…

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And last, but not least…

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I’ll leave you with that image.

You’re welcome.


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One thought on “Search term bingo – 01/09/2016.

  • January 10, 2016 at 9:40 am
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    OMG! I can’t stop laughing! I am having problems breathing much less typing. Thank you for sharing.

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