Happy Pi Day, peeps! It’s also Steak and a Blowjob Day! LOL MMM, steak, a blowjob, AND pi???? NOM! *giggle* LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Why is Gidget sad…?
Why is Gidget sad? Gidget might possibly be sad because we have a guest for a few days… *cue dramatic DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHH music* De spotted wat, as Gidget calls her, is in da house… In case you missed it, Gidget has made two videos about de spotted wat (whose real name is Tequila, and … Read More
NO CAPES!
Apparently, Madonna fell on stage after her cape got caught. Did NO ONE TELL HER… LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Thursday weather briefing…
Not just punched, but cunt-punched right in the goddamned taco, I swear to the Goddess I will. Apparently, Florida has gotten drunk and moved to Michigan. Tomorrow, we are facing highs only in the 50’s, which I know doesn’t sound cold to many of you, but that’s damned frigid for us. Especially for those of … Read More
Wacky Wednesday: Cat Edition
Never give up! Never surrender! You shrunk my box! (I’m guessing that’s what this kitty would be saying. LOL (Click here if you can’t see the video.) In case you missed it, Things Made Right (Suncoast Society 16, mf, BDSM) went on pre-order Monday. It’s Ross and Loren’s story, and fills in what we learned … Read More
Tuesday Funny
While I recover from the fangirl Muppet flailing over the fact that THE Wil Wheaton tweeted me back this morning *faints!* here’s a funny 50 Shades trailer for you. (Personally, this is a movie I WOULD pay to see…) (50 Shades of Buscemi Trailer.) LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Monday Funny
Not exactly work-safe due to language, but I snorted out loud when I saw it and knew I had to share it. (Especially since it’s from one of my favorite movies. LOL) Tymber’s Latest A Lovely Shade of Ouch | Crafty Bastards A Merry Little Kinkmas Pre-Order Sapiosexual from Siren-BookStrand (releases 1/30). A Lovely Shade of … Read More
Saturday Snicker – Husky Tantrum
Here’s your laugh for the day. (Click here if you can’t see the video.) Enjoy! 🙂 Tymber’s Latest A Lovely Shade of Ouch | Crafty Bastards A Merry Little Kinkmas | Sapiosexual A Lovely Shade of Ouch on Kindle Tymber’s Hubby is an author, too!
Me…today.
This pretty much sums it up. This fibro flare from hell and crazy fluctuating weather can stop anytime now, ktksbai. *head/desk* #fibromyalgia #spoonie Tymber’s Latest His Canvas A Lovely Shade of Ouch A Merry Little Kinkmas Tymber’s Hubby’s Books
Heh.
Still feeling under the weather with this damn fibro flare and the freaky cold weather here in the Sunshine State, but at least I can eat again. UGH. (Chronic-pain-induced nausea, no bueno.) But this made me smile today. Yes, I’m a native Floridian, and I’d rather deal with THIS than what y’all are dealing with … Read More
Indiana Bones – Raiders of the Lost Bark
I’m sorry, but if you don’t at least smile over this, you either hate animals or have no soul. LOL And their website is at: http://www.indianabonesmovie.com/
Merry Christmas From Princess Gidget (& the House Guest)
Merry Christmas from Princess Gidget and “de spotted wat,” Tequila.
Wacky Wednesday.
I just…I can’t… I have no… *throws hands up in the air, drops this, and walks away* (Click here if the video doesn’t show.)
Happy Thanksgiving (Spanksgiving?)
Happy Thanksgiving to all my US peeps. Or, should I say Spanksgiving? 🙂 (Click here if the video doesn’t appear.)
Under the Bare Light Bulb
I’m facing interrogation being interviewed by Sheri Savill over on her website today in her Under the Bare Light Bulb feature, talking about my book Hope Heals (ninja assassin pet goats, anyone?). Please stop by and witness the steel cage match check it out! Under the Bare Light Bulb