Woot! Barrel of Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 5) has now hit Kindle. (That means other third-party sites will be close behind. Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, IR, Post-Apocalyptic, Military/Special Ops, sex toys, HEA] One can of whup-ass delivered courtesy of…the Drunk Monkeys.
First Chapter: Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2)
This is the first chapter from Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2). Enjoy! 🙂 Chapter One “That damn, batshit crazy asshole fucker in charge there in Pyongyang is the one who stirred the shitpot. Then Beijing made him lick the goddamned spoon and nuked his fucking ass. Problem is, when they did that—not saying they weren’t … Read More
Now Available for Pre-Order: Flying Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 6)
Whoo hoo! Look what just hit pre-order! 🙂 Flying Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 6, mfm, post-apocalyptic, military/spec ops) http://www.bookstrand.com/flying-monkeys Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA] When you have to take an apocalyptic road trip, don’t forget to pack…the Drunk Monkeys. Capt. Kyong Tran is an orphaned pilot stuck in … Read More
Your October, my October…
Is it October 12th yet? No? Crap. Since the literal screaming-at-the-TV finale of The Walking Dead decades months ago, I’ve been waiting…waiting…waiting…
First Chapter: Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1)
This is chapters one and two from Monkey Business, the first book in my newest series, Drunk Monkeys. Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic, Military/Spec Ops, Post-Apocalyptic, Near-Future Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA] When you absolutely, positively have a world to save, you need to call in…the Drunk Monkeys. Celia Jorgens is a … Read More
Tomorrow, tomorrow…
…it’s release day, tomorrow… And you can pre-order Barrel of Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 5) right now from Siren-BookStrand! 🙂 (And if you have a Kindle device, input your device into your BookStrand account and they will send the file directly to your device for you.) Book 6, Flying Monkeys, is coming Oct. 27. 🙂 Click here … Read More
Now on Kindle: Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4)
The fourth installment of my Drunk Monkeys series has now hit Kindle, meaning it should be available on other third-party sites soon. http://www.amazon.com/Grease-Monkey-Monkeys-Publishing-Everlasting-ebook/dp/B00NVENCYI/ Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA] Riots? Plague? Armageddon? Child’s play for…the Drunk Monkeys. Dolce Quinn is a former sniper and military mechanic trying to … Read More
Barrel of Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 5) Available for Pre-Order!
Woot! It’s that time again! 🙂 Barrel of Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 5) is now available for pre-order from Siren-BookStrand! 🙂 http://www.bookstrand.com/barrel-of-monkeys Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, sex toys, HEA] One can of whup-ass delivered courtesy of…the Drunk Monkeys. Gia Quick is an LA Sheriff’s deputy in Santa Clarita. … Read More
Snippet Saturday: Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4)
This Snippet Saturday is from Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4, mfm) now available from Siren-BookStrand. Enjoy! 🙂 — They drove the survivors to the far eastern side of La Habra, where life seemed tense, but relatively normal-ish, at least. When they left them, the eight men and women were heading for a small corner market … Read More
Monkey Wrench (Drunk Monkeys 3) now on Kindle.
Woot! Monkey Wrench (Drunk Monkeys 3) is now on Kindle. (That means it’ll make it to third-party sites when they get their slow selves into gear. My publisher uploads them all at the same time, but Kindle has their act together.) http://www.amazon.com/Monkey-Wrench-Monkeys-Publishing-Everlasting-ebook/dp/B00N9HDBKW/
Snippet Saturday: Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4) (NSFW)
Here’s a little snippet from Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4, mfm, post-apocalyptic, military/spec ops) now available from Siren-BookStrand. Enjoy! 🙂 Click here to buy Grease Monkey from BookStrand. Dolce raced after the men, following them to their room. She walked in and slammed the door shut after her. “You are a pain in the farking … Read More
Release Day! Grease Monkey (Drunk Monkeys 4) and ugh.
Yay, it’s release day! Normally I’m Snoopy dancing at this point but had a late night yesterday. Unexpectedly spent the evening in the ER at the VA hospital because my dad was transported there by ambulance for classic heart attack symptoms. As of this morning, the blood work and other tests showed nope, not a … Read More
Release Day: Monkey Wrench (Drunk Monkeys 3)
*insert happy Snoopy dancing here* Happy Monday! And, yes, it’s that time again! Monkey Wrench (Drunk Monkeys 3) is now available for purchase! http://www.bookstrand.com/monkey-wrench Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA]
TGIF, and Blessed Lughnasadh!
Happy Friday, peeps, and Blessed Lughnasadh! Submitted Barrel of Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 5) last night to Siren. Woot! And book 3, Monkey Wrench, releases Monday and is available for pre-order now. http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton A Wolf in the Fold (Triple Trouble 6) just appeared in print on Amazon (yay!), so if you were looking for that, it’s … Read More
New audiobook and more, what a crazy week!
Wow, this week hit the ground running and didn’t stop. LOL Monday was the Siren-BookStrand release of Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2) but later that day, Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1) went live on Kindle. (Yes, I know the other third-party sites are slower than my ass before a cuppa in the morning, but my … Read More