Author cr*p.

With the events of the past few days, a looming deadline, and a writers’ event to attend this weekend, the last thing I feel like doing is pimping my crap. (I feel like crawling into a cave in a Xanax-induced haze, but can’t.)

Unfortunately, pimping my crap what keeps the normal things in life happening, like the electric bill paid, dog and cat food purchased, and the mortgage company happy.

You know, the little things.

Because the cats have told me they will kill me in my sleep if I let them run out of catnip. And Gidget said she will turn me in to the SPCA if I let her and Apache run out of dog cookies.

Soo…

This came out on Amazon.

Trouble Comes in Threes (Triple Trouble 1) in audio format.

And this came out as a Kindle book. (Third-party sites should follow soon.)

A Clean Sweep (Suncoast Society 8)

And the first book in my Drunk Monkeys series, Monkey Business, went live on Siren-BookStrand on Monday. (Third-party sites will have it in 4-6 weeks, if you have a Kindle you can have it sent straight to your device from BookStrand. Other devices, they have your format, but you have to download/transfer it. Or there’s the BookStrand app.)

Thank you for all the messages, Facebook notes, Twitter responses. I know there are a LOT of people I haven’t responded to yet, and I apologize for that. I do appreciate them all and appreciate the love and support.

So someone please tell Gidget I did put out promo. She’s sending me frowny selfies via text from Hubby’s phone until I get back home from my friend’s house.