Woot! Surprise! LOL Apparently the release date for A Lovely Shade of Ouch (Suncoast Society 11) was bumped up and I missed it. It’s now releasing 12/15, a week sooner than I thought. And it went up for pre-order today!
#homeimprovementhell – It’s HOW old? (part 1)
(Just in case you thought an author’s life was glamorous…NOT.) Nothing like waking up on a MONDAY before you’ve even finished your first cup of coffee, no less, to realize your house’s ONLY toilet is LEAKING. Oh, from the BOTTOM.
First Chapter: Love Slave for Two
Review for Acquainted With the Night
I received a wonderful review for Acquainted With the Night from Molly Lolly: 5 Stars: “It’s absolutely beautiful.” (Click here to read the whole review.)
Happy Thanksgiving (Spanksgiving?)
Happy Thanksgiving to all my US peeps. Or, should I say Spanksgiving? 🙂 (Click here if the video doesn’t appear.)
First Chapter: Broken Toy (Suncoast Society)
Here are the first two chapters of Broken Toy (Suncoast Society 7). I love the heroine, Gabe, in this one. She’s a tough, crunchy FDLE agent with a painful history, and Bill (whom we first met in Pinch Me) is
Flying Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 6) now on Kindle!
Woot! The sixth installment of my Drunk Monkeys series, Flying Monkeys, is now available on Kindle. That means it’ll start showing up on other third-party sites soon, too. Description When you have to take an apocalyptic road trip, don’t forget
Why editing and proofreading matters…
*sigh* From the “I just can’t make this shit up” file comes this nugget, on a blurb from a New York TRADITIONAL publisher. http://writeyourassoff.blogspot.com/2014/11/why-proofreading-and-editing-matters.html
Under the Bare Light Bulb
I’m facing interrogation being interviewed by Sheri Savill over on her website today in her Under the Bare Light Bulb feature, talking about my book Hope Heals (ninja assassin pet goats, anyone?). Please stop by and witness the steel cage
His Canvas (Suncoast Society 10) now available.
Now available at Siren-BookStrand! His Canvas (Suncoast Society 10) by Tymber Dalton.
Fearmongers strike again: There IS NO UN Treaty end-running the Second Amendment.
(Warning: my ranty pants are on.) Well, the nutjobs are at it again. There’s an article making the rounds on Facebook scaring people into thinking there’s a UN treaty that’s an end-run around the 2nd Amendment. Click here to read
First Chapter: Stoneface
Writer Beware: How NOT to behave toward readers and fellow writers.
Asshat author on the internet gets pissed off when readers call her out for agreeing with a commenter who said writers and readers of dark erotica should be “kidnapped and raped.” *dropping here* 3..2..1..Go. http://writeyourassoff.blogspot.com/2014/11/writer-beware-how-not-to-behave-toward.html
Code Milky Green
Well, the sore throat seems better, but now we have Code Milky Green, and my voice is completely gone…again. Tymber’s Latest Releases: His Canvas | Geek Chic | Flying Monkeys
Dogs vs. Cats: The Wake-up.
When you’re feeling like crap and trying to wake up, it is once again a stark reminder about the differences between dogs and cats. Dogs will be your buddy and try to wake you up gently. Gidget this morning cuddled


