When you’re feeling like crap and trying to wake up, it is once again a stark reminder about the differences between dogs and cats.

Dogs will be your buddy and try to wake you up gently. Gidget this morning cuddled next to me, checking on me, making sure I’m alive and breathing and amongst the land of the living. Concerned. Caring.

Gidget: Wurld Dominayshun Wayke-Up Champ.
Gidget: Wurld Dominayshun Wayke-Up Champ.

Cats, however, are assholes. Case in point, Grimmy. He likes to lie on the bed, on my side of the bed, once I get up in the morning. Apparently, I wasn’t moving fast enough for him this morning.

Hey...hey U...U still breethin?
Hey…hey U…U still breethin? U in mah spot. Y U no get up?
Hey Dad…she no get up…She in mah spot.

Thus proving my point that cats are assholes. Not to say I don’t love my little assholes, all seven of them. But they’re still assholes.

And then there’s Sheldon.

“…ain’t no mountaiiiinnn high enouuuggghhh…”

At least he’s not an asshole, although the funky and chilly weather’s had him grumpy because his usual schedule has been disrupted slightly. He hasn’t had his outside time at all.

And thus I rest my case.

Dogs vs. Cats: The Wake-up.
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6 thoughts on “Dogs vs. Cats: The Wake-up.

  • November 21, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Cats are pushing little brats aren’t they when they want something. Lol

    • November 21, 2014 at 11:44 pm

      @Cheryl – Yes, they are. And even when they don’t want something they’re pushy. LOL

  • November 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    I have no dogs, however, the one lone cat I have . . . Her half of the bed is the middle and she has no issues shoving me, walking on me, laying on me. Doesn’t matter if I am sleeping. I am in her spot! Cats = evil! 😀

    • November 21, 2014 at 11:45 pm

      @Pansy – LOL Yes, cats are evil. But they’re lovable evil. LOL

  • November 21, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    Thanks for my smile of the day – even if it is at your expense 🙂

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