Please stop by and visit me over at Mile-High Muses today. You can read about the origins of my Drunk Monkeys series, crazy shit Hubby hears me ask, and there’s even a giveaway! http://www.milehighmuses.com/2014/07/giveaway-today-with-tymber-dalton-and.html Thanks! 🙂
Witty Wednesday: “Star Trekkin'” song.
Yes, I’m on a Dr. Demento kick. Shut. Up. You’re welcome. (Click here if the video doesn’t show up in your email.)
Wow. Amazon, reality-challenged, much?
Okay, let me state up front, I am NOT an Amazon hater. Nor am I a “hater” of Hachette. I hate stupidity. I make a majority of my sales via Amazon. I would say that 75% of my earnings probably come from
Tuesday Chuckle: The Scotsman song.
Here’s another classic for you to bring you a smile. The classic song, “The Scotsman.” (Click here if the video doesn’t display in your email.)
The one where I rant about a thieving small press.
I’m sick and tired of predatory small presses. They’re worse than trad-pub sometimes, because they make you think they’re your “friend” while they fuck you over. http://writeyourassoff.blogspot.com/2014/07/would-you-stay-with-abuser.html
Monday Funny: “Wet Dream” by Kip Addotta
Here’s a laugh to start your Monday off right. If you’ve never heard of this one before, it’s “Wet Dream” by Kip Addotta. (Yes, it’s work-safe and relatively kid-friendly.) But prepare for the evil earwig. LOL (Click here if the
YES! Bye-bye bro-country!
This. Is. EPIC. THIS is the kind of country music I would like to see waaay more of. (Yes, Little Big Town is another that gets it right more than they get it wrong.) I grew up on country music
New audiobook and more, what a crazy week!
Wow, this week hit the ground running and didn’t stop. LOL Monday was the Siren-BookStrand release of Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2) but later that day, Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1) went live on Kindle. (Yes, I know the other
BDSM vs. Abuse
Friend and fellow writer Tara Rose has a great blog post today, in the wake of the premier of the trailer for 50 Shades of Grey, that details the differences between healthy, consensual BDSM and abuse. (Complete with nifty graphics
“Monkey Wrench” (Drunk Monkeys 3) available for pre-order.
Yes, they’re coming out fast and furious! 🙂 Book 3 of my Drunk Monkeys series, Monkey Wrench, is now available for pre-order from Siren-BookStrand: http://www.bookstrand.com/monkey-wrench Remember, it takes about 4-6 weeks from the release date for them to hit third-party
Kindle Unlimited: Another point.
Here’s another blog to add onto my one about Kindle Unlimited from the other day. This came out on Publishers Lunch today and is another good point I hadn’t even thought about yet. http://lunch.publishersmarketplace.com/2014/07/daily-update-influence-kindle-unlimited-amazon-bestsellers-grows/ Thoughts? Anyone using KDP Select seeing
Free Read: Chapter 1 from “Monkey Business”
Following is Chapter One from Monkey Business (Drunk Monkeys 1), now available on BookStrand, Kindle, and coming soon to other third-party sites. And book 2 in the series, Monkey’s Uncle, is now available from Siren-BookStrand! 🙂 Enjoy! 🙂 Chapter One
Welcome to the apupcalypse.
Apparently all my current work on my Drunk Monkeys series has Gidget a little nervous. She’s picked out her shotgun shells for the coming apupcalypse and is getting herself ready. Because, ya know, every apupcalypse requires a box (or five)
“Monkey Business” now on Kindle.
Woot! While today is the release for Monkey’s Uncle on BookStrand, Monkey Business, book 1 of my Drunk Monkeys series, has just hit Kindle. (You guys know the drill, it takes the other third-party sites for-farking-ever to get the files
Will you help me hide a body?
Here’s your Monday evil earwig. Enjoy! 🙂