O.M.F.G.L.M.F.A.O!! Deranged Sorority Letter LOLZ

You know…I’m hard to make outright laugh so hard I’m brought to tears by something I read. I’m a tough audience. I really am.

However…

I am currently sitting here with tears streaming down my face from laughter. And it’s not just the letter itself, it’s the comments that followed it that are Funny. As. Shit.

Warning: If you’re allergic to the word “fuck,” don’t click the link.

If you want to snort beverages through your nose, keep reading.

Note: I do NOT agree with this girl’s tactics. I think she’s probably screwed the pooch on her future with the sorority (hopefully) and maybe even with the school. I think this letter will come back to haunt her in the future. I think it was rude, crude, and outright outrageous. If I’d received it, I would have been pounding on someone’s door demanding blood or her hide hung from the damned flagpole.

That said, as it stands, taken in a vacuum (as I can since I didn’t write it) it’s funny as hell.

(Even funnier if you imagine it spoken by one or more of the following: Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, Gary Bussey, or Samuel L. Jackson.)

And “cunt punt” is SOOOOOO making it into a book of mine soon. VERY soon.

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

And there is this:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter

You’re welcome.

And do you need to rant? Do you feel a need to rage like the sorority gal did? Do you feel a need to break out a cunt-punting? Feel free to do so in the comments.

I’ll bring the popcorn.