*warning, The Walking Dead spoilers, and not work-safe* Well Daryl’s still alive, and Porch Dick is dead, so YAY! But I found a great video yesterday that’s hysterical: LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Excerpt: Hope Heals (mfm)
This one’s been out for a while, but it was so much fun to write. Persistent hunks! Escape-artist steers! Pet asshole ninja assassin goats! What more could a girl ask for? Well, except for true love… Hope Heals mfm, menage, contemporary, funny, cautionary tale about the perils of bean dip Writing As: Tymber Dalton Publisher: … Read More
Sunday Snicker: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
You have NOT lived until you’ve watched Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson get venom sucked out of his ass…and elsewhere. And THIS is a movie I would pay to see. Somebody MAKE IT!! LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Friday Funny: Hicky the Hillbilly Vampire
BOOM! *drops right here* Yer welcome! http://www.horrorsociety.com/2015/03/27/hicky-the-hillbilly-vampire-web-series/ LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Now for something a little lighter…
Dark Lord Funk. (A Harry Potter parody of Uptown Funk.) The MTV story is funny, too.
Monday Funny: Slow-speed Tortoise Pursuit
This is absolutely adorable. I know the tortoise is REALLY upset, but…come on, it’s funny. I’d probably be chasing someone who interrupted my fun time, too. I’m sure Sheldon the Wonder Minun would approve of this chase. LOL (Click here if the video doesn’t show for you.) LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest … Read More
Happy Pi Day! And Happy, er, um…
Happy Pi Day, peeps! It’s also Steak and a Blowjob Day! LOL MMM, steak, a blowjob, AND pi???? NOM! *giggle* LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Why is Gidget sad…?
Why is Gidget sad? Gidget might possibly be sad because we have a guest for a few days… *cue dramatic DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHH music* De spotted wat, as Gidget calls her, is in da house… In case you missed it, Gidget has made two videos about de spotted wat (whose real name is Tequila, and … Read More
Why do we need the Oxford comma?
If you’re wondering WHY we need the Oxford comma… Last time I checked, Nelson Mandela–even when alive–was not an 800-year-old demigod who collected dildos. (Although that might have been an interesting side note to his biography if he were…)
NO CAPES!
Apparently, Madonna fell on stage after her cape got caught. Did NO ONE TELL HER… LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Thursday weather briefing…
Not just punched, but cunt-punched right in the goddamned taco, I swear to the Goddess I will. Apparently, Florida has gotten drunk and moved to Michigan. Tomorrow, we are facing highs only in the 50’s, which I know doesn’t sound cold to many of you, but that’s damned frigid for us. Especially for those of … Read More
Wacky Wednesday: Cat Edition
Never give up! Never surrender! You shrunk my box! (I’m guessing that’s what this kitty would be saying. LOL (Click here if you can’t see the video.) In case you missed it, Things Made Right (Suncoast Society 16, mf, BDSM) went on pre-order Monday. It’s Ross and Loren’s story, and fills in what we learned … Read More
Tuesday Funny
While I recover from the fangirl Muppet flailing over the fact that THE Wil Wheaton tweeted me back this morning *faints!* here’s a funny 50 Shades trailer for you. (Personally, this is a movie I WOULD pay to see…) (50 Shades of Buscemi Trailer.) LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Monday Funny
Not exactly work-safe due to language, but I snorted out loud when I saw it and knew I had to share it. (Especially since it’s from one of my favorite movies. LOL) Tymber’s Latest A Lovely Shade of Ouch | Crafty Bastards A Merry Little Kinkmas Pre-Order Sapiosexual from Siren-BookStrand (releases 1/30). A Lovely Shade of … Read More
Caution: Slow cooking ahead…
Conversation held in my kitchen this morning: Hubby: (Stirring stuff in the Crock Pot.) Why isn’t this getting hot? Me: Is it plugged in? Hubby: Yes. Me: Is it turned on?