This is definitely worth the listen!! One of my favorite songs. Then, when you’re finished with that, give this one a listen. It’ll…well, you’ll see! 😉 Happy Saturday! In case you missed it… Kallypso Masters’ Rescue Me box set is still only .99! My Love Slave for Two 5-book series box set is still only … Read More
Knife Safety 101, latest update on The Great Washhouse Rat War of 2015.
Knife Safety 101: Brand-new (literally) Buck knives are VERY, VERY sharp. And when you apparently roll a critical fumble (dice roll of 1 on a D20) in real life, the result is something like this: Non-consensual self-knife/medical/cutting/blood play. Apparently, I ignored my safeword when I called “red” and continued well past my own hard limits. That’ll … Read More
Be careful where you lay your head…
From the “this might not be a good idea” file… The other night, Gidget found what she thought was a perfectly acceptable pillow — Apache’s butt. I did warn her that she was taking a VERY large risk that he might let one rip, but she didn’t seem to care. LOL In case you missed … Read More
Still better…
In honor of the debate tonight: Still better than the current GOP crop of presidential candidates… …you’re welcome…
A writer’s brain…true story!
True story!
For all you gorgeous goddesses out there – the perfect T-shirt! :)
I love this shirt and only 11 days left to get it. 🙂 (I ordered two. LOL) GODDESS: Because Beautiful, Intelligent, Funny, Snarky, Self-Assured, Playful, Kick-Ass Sexy Skin-Suit full of AWESOME isn’t an official job title. 🙂 http://teespring.com/job-title-goddess
Monday Funny: Jurassic Weenie
No, not THAT kind of weenie. And this is work- and kid-safe, too.
The further adventures of Sparkles the naughty unicorn…
We met a friend at the airport this morning to get his truck so he could fly out. We brought it home, and of course, Sparkles the naughty unicorn immediately asked about taking it out  for a run through Ybor City on Friday to get chicks… I think someone needs to tell him his aspirations … Read More
It’s a new-moon, Mercury retrograde Monday. You know what it needs…?
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Friday Funny: Baseball mascot with an appetite…
This has got to be one of the most clever and funniest damn things I’ve seen in a while that didn’t involve cats riding Roombas or dogs doing silly things. (And it’s even work-safe, how about that? LOL) (Click here if the video doesn’t display for you.)
NOOOOO bath…
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If I had a superpower…
This random thought is prompted by a picture someone posted in the Trybe. That’s not the superpower I’d want. I want something…different. I’d want the ability to point at someone (or a group of people) and make them spontaneously orgasm. Hear me out. Think of how it would stop wars? Fighting while jizzing one’s pants? … Read More
Friday Funny: Achmed the Dead Terrorist
I love Jeff Dunham’s stuff. The one line that always kills (haha) me is when he asks Achmed if he did it for the virgins, and Achmed says, “Are you kidding? I’d kill you for a Klondike Bar.” LOL If you’ve never heard of Jeff Dunham and Peanut, Walter, Achmed, and all the others, well, … Read More
Handling David Bowie’s balls…
…no, not THOSE balls, you dirty pervs. I have a T-shirt from ThinkGeek.com that says “The Babe With the Power” on it. Which prompted a long-overdue Labyrinth rewatch. (Well, a first-time watch for Hubby, who didn’t get the reference on my T-shirt.) And then that led me to this. What the hell did we do before … Read More
RIP Porchdick (LOL) – The Walking Dead’s Corey Brill
Poor Corey Brill. He’s the actor who played Pete on The Walking Dead. Oh, you don’t remember him? How about if I call him Porchdick? Did the lightbulb go off? LOL (Well, if you don’t watch The Talking Dead immediately after, you might not have gotten that reference, either.) He’s the doctor/abusive husband who Rick … Read More