If you haven’t read my book Crafty Bastards yet, these pictures won’t make any sense to you.

If you have…well, apologies if you were drinking something while reading and you have now laughed/spewed all over your computer.

Grimmy is the inspiration for Baxter, Cali’s cat in that book. No pussies were harmed in the taking of these shots, and Grimmy’s realizing there’s a lot more to being a shibari model than he first thought…like the importance of having opposable thumbs if you want to make a good tie. LOL In fact, he attempted some self-bondage, but realized just pulling on the paracord with his mouth wasn’t going to do the trick and reached out for help.

Grimmy’s first venture into self-bondage didn’t go exactly as he planned…

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Grimmy eyes the pink paracord…

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This doesn’t look like the pictures in the books…

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Wabbit goez down which hole…?

 

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Wayt, I’z needs to pull on dis one…
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Or waz it dis one…?

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If I stwetch like dis…

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Okay, Mom, I give up. HALP! I’z not bondage kitty yet. I need da thumbz to make da tiez.

You can read my book Crafty Bastards (Suncoast Society), and learn about Baxter the Bondage Pussy and his first catnip-fueled venture into bondage stardom. Remember, have a talk with your cats about the nip before other cats do…

Grimmy the bondage model.
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7 thoughts on “Grimmy the bondage model.

  • January 19, 2015 at 4:17 pm
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    I’ve read the book…and I still spat brandy and ginger all over the keyboard….the photos I was expecting …it’s your captions that got me….woman, I love you and your sense of humour….so much like mine (slightly warped but dry) xx

  • January 19, 2015 at 5:49 pm
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    OMG!!! Those captions are just too damn funny!! Loved the book and this so fits in with it.

  • January 19, 2015 at 8:05 pm
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    I have read the book also – LOL! Tymber! pictures ARE funny but it is your captions which make it a laugh out loud experience! Thanks! ((hugs))

  • January 19, 2015 at 10:54 pm
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    freaking love them!! I laughed so hard reading this book. Loved this story!

  • January 20, 2015 at 1:10 am
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    I am so glad you posted these!! They rock!! Poor Grimmy with no opposable thumbs.

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