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Monday Funny: Full Metal Disney

NSFW because of language (if anyone can understand what Donald’s saying)… Click here if the video doesn’t show up for you.

Tymber Dalton October 19, 2015 Funny No Comments Read More...

This version of Hotel California is amazing!

This is definitely worth the listen!! One of my favorite songs. https://youtu.be/fW1dUnBhwL8 Then, when you’re finished with that, give this one a listen. It’ll…well, you’ll see! 😉 Happy Saturday! In case you missed it… Kallypso Masters’ Rescue Me box set

Tymber Dalton August 29, 2015August 29, 2015 Funny, Misc 2 Comments Read More...

Knife Safety 101, latest update on The Great Washhouse Rat War of 2015.

Knife Safety 101: Brand-new (literally) Buck knives are VERY, VERY sharp. And when you apparently roll a critical fumble (dice roll of 1 on a D20) in real life, the result is something like this: Non-consensual self-knife/medical/cutting/blood play. Apparently, I ignored

Tymber Dalton August 22, 2015August 22, 2015 Funny, Misc, Personal 2 Comments Read More...

Be careful where you lay your head…

From the “this might not be a good idea” file… The other night, Gidget found what she thought was a perfectly acceptable pillow — Apache’s butt. I did warn her that she was taking a VERY large risk that he

Tymber Dalton August 16, 2015 Funny, Misc, Pets No Comments Read More...

Still better…

In honor of the debate tonight: Still better than the current GOP crop of presidential candidates…     …you’re welcome…  

Tymber Dalton August 6, 2015 Funny, Misc No Comments Read More...

A writer’s brain…true story!

True story!  

Tymber Dalton August 6, 2015 Funny, Misc, Writing Stuff No Comments Read More...

For all you gorgeous goddesses out there – the perfect T-shirt! :)

I love this shirt and only 11 days left to get it. 🙂 (I ordered two. LOL) GODDESS: Because Beautiful, Intelligent, Funny, Snarky, Self-Assured, Playful, Kick-Ass Sexy Skin-Suit full of AWESOME isn’t an official job title. 🙂 http://teespring.com/job-title-goddess

Tymber Dalton July 19, 2015 Funny, Misc No Comments Read More...

Monday Funny: Jurassic Weenie

No, not THAT kind of weenie. And this is work- and kid-safe, too.

Tymber Dalton June 22, 2015 Funny, Pets No Comments Read More...

The further adventures of Sparkles the naughty unicorn…

We met a friend at the airport this morning to get his truck so he could fly out. We brought it home, and of course, Sparkles the naughty unicorn immediately asked about taking it out  for a run through Ybor

Tymber Dalton June 17, 2015November 24, 2015 Funny, Misc, Pets No Comments Read More...

It’s a new-moon, Mercury retrograde Monday. You know what it needs…?

…MORE COWBELL! LATEST NEWS: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts

Tymber Dalton May 18, 2015January 26, 2017 Funny 1 Comment Read More...

Friday Funny: Baseball mascot with an appetite…

This has got to be one of the most clever and funniest damn things I’ve seen in a while that didn’t involve cats riding Roombas or dogs doing silly things. (And it’s even work-safe, how about that? LOL) (Click here

Tymber Dalton April 24, 2015 Funny No Comments Read More...

NOOOOO bath…

This cat REALLY doesn’t want a bath. And it’s HYSTERICAL! LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts

Tymber Dalton April 15, 2015January 26, 2017 Funny, Pets No Comments Read More...

If I had a superpower…

This random thought is prompted by a picture someone posted in the Trybe. That’s not the superpower I’d want. I want something…different. I’d want the ability to point at someone (or a group of people) and make them spontaneously orgasm.

Tymber Dalton April 11, 2015January 26, 2017 Funny, Misc, WTF? 3 Comments Read More...

Friday Funny: Achmed the Dead Terrorist

I love Jeff Dunham’s stuff. The one line that always kills (haha) me is when he asks Achmed if he did it for the virgins, and Achmed says, “Are you kidding? I’d kill you for a Klondike Bar.” LOL If

Tymber Dalton April 10, 2015January 26, 2017 Funny No Comments Read More...

Handling David Bowie’s balls…

…no, not THOSE balls, you dirty pervs. I have a T-shirt from ThinkGeek.com that says “The Babe With the Power” on it. Which prompted a long-overdue Labyrinth rewatch. (Well, a first-time watch for Hubby, who didn’t get the reference on

Tymber Dalton April 5, 2015January 26, 2017 Funny, Misc 1 Comment Read More...
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