…or Merry Tortmas, as Sheldon would say! 🙂 Wishing everyone a happy, healthy, and safe day!
Cats Out of Context…
The following have been said about or to cats in our household within the past week. (Sometimes, more than once.) The drain’s out of the cat’s ass. Get your baby off the stove! Keep it classy. Quit smacking your daughter in the head! You look like a lampshade. Get out from behind the stove! Quit … Read More
It’s that time of year…
It’s that time of year again, when Floridians check their supply of bottled water, canned tuna, and Pop-Tarts. “How can you live in Florida where there are hurricanes?” Because we don’t get them every year (and likely won’t get this one, either), and when we do get them, we usually have over a week’s notice, … Read More
Be careful where you lay your head…
From the “this might not be a good idea” file… The other night, Gidget found what she thought was a perfectly acceptable pillow — Apache’s butt. I did warn her that she was taking a VERY large risk that he might let one rip, but she didn’t seem to care. LOL In case you missed … Read More
Monday Funny: Jurassic Weenie
No, not THAT kind of weenie. And this is work- and kid-safe, too.
The further adventures of Sparkles the naughty unicorn…
We met a friend at the airport this morning to get his truck so he could fly out. We brought it home, and of course, Sparkles the naughty unicorn immediately asked about taking it out  for a run through Ybor City on Friday to get chicks… I think someone needs to tell him his aspirations … Read More
NOOOOO bath…
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Why is Gidget sad…?
Why is Gidget sad? Gidget might possibly be sad because we have a guest for a few days… *cue dramatic DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHH music* De spotted wat, as Gidget calls her, is in da house… In case you missed it, Gidget has made two videos about de spotted wat (whose real name is Tequila, and … Read More
Wacky Wednesday: Cat Edition
Never give up! Never surrender! You shrunk my box! (I’m guessing that’s what this kitty would be saying. LOL (Click here if you can’t see the video.) In case you missed it, Things Made Right (Suncoast Society 16, mf, BDSM) went on pre-order Monday. It’s Ross and Loren’s story, and fills in what we learned … Read More
Saturday Snicker – Husky Tantrum
Here’s your laugh for the day. (Click here if you can’t see the video.) Enjoy! 🙂 Tymber’s Latest A Lovely Shade of Ouch | Crafty Bastards A Merry Little Kinkmas | Sapiosexual A Lovely Shade of Ouch on Kindle Tymber’s Hubby is an author, too!
Grimmy the bondage model.
If you haven’t read my book Crafty Bastards yet, these pictures won’t make any sense to you. If you have…well, apologies if you were drinking something while reading and you have now laughed/spewed all over your computer. Grimmy is the inspiration for Baxter, Cali’s cat in that book. No pussies were harmed in the taking … Read More
#SharkCat
I could sit for hours and watch every video starring this cat. I just could. (Click here if the video doesn’t show up.)
Gidget’s adding a hobby.
Gidget is not only wanting to be a Wurld Dominashun Dawg, she wants to be a Domme. One of my latest gigs is I’m volunteering at the local BDSM club. The new owners are dear friends of mine, so I’m their web wench, social media sadist, and office geek. LOL So yesterday I had to … Read More
Merry Christmas From Princess Gidget (& the House Guest)
Merry Christmas from Princess Gidget and “de spotted wat,” Tequila.
Dogs vs. Cats: The Wake-up.
When you’re feeling like crap and trying to wake up, it is once again a stark reminder about the differences between dogs and cats. Dogs will be your buddy and try to wake you up gently. Gidget this morning cuddled next to me, checking on me, making sure I’m alive and breathing and amongst the … Read More