This random thought is prompted by a picture someone posted in the Trybe. That’s not the superpower I’d want. I want something…different. I’d want the ability to point at someone (or a group of people) and make them spontaneously orgasm. Hear me out. Think of how it would stop wars? Fighting while jizzing one’s pants? … Read More
“Freedom” to discriminate.
(I want to start out this rant by saying that I’m NOT against religions or people who are religious. I’m not. I use examples in here to explain my points, not to pick on any particular group. I get that there are a WHOLE lot of religious people who are horrified by this law in … Read More
Friday Funny: Hicky the Hillbilly Vampire
BOOM! *drops right here* Yer welcome! http://www.horrorsociety.com/2015/03/27/hicky-the-hillbilly-vampire-web-series/ LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Clean Reader app update
Chuck Wendig has posted an update about the Clean Reader app fracas. I, personally, have written the company and requested removal of any of my books that might be in their system. I also alerted my publisher, who will be looking into it, making sure none of our books are included in the app, and … Read More
What. The. Actual. Fark. (re: Clean Reader app)
Chuck Wendig made the points better than I could. So, THIS: Fuck You, Clean Reader (And the “dislike” graphic is NOT for Chuck’s post, it’s for the app he’s talking about.) As of me posting this, my big comment is awaiting moderation (probably because I referenced a couple of links in it) but this is … Read More
Grr. Ready the pitchforks…
(Note: This post is NOT directed at the majority of my readers. This post is directed at the ones who STEAL my work and deprive me of income I desperately need right now.) Part of my control panel for my website shows me stats, including page hits, page views, inbound search terms, etc. Honestly? When someone … Read More
Still More Ellora’s Cave vs. Dear Author WTFery.
I should have waited to post my last update. Since then, there was a filing that Courtney Milan (as per usual) did a great job of parsing into plain English. http://www.courtneymilan.com/ramblings/2015/02/24/motion-to-quash-gag-orders-notchilled/ Then, there was this article. http://www.vulture.com/2015/02/amazon-tina-engler-erotica.html Um, whut? I need a graphic…hold on. No, still not quite right… Noo, not … Read More
More Ellora’s Cave vs. Dear Author crazy (IT edition).
These were posted over on Deirdre Saoirse Moen’s site: http://deirdre.net/elloras-cave-it-infrastructure-statement/ http://deirdre.net/elloras-cave-double-entry-divas-%e2%80%a2-did-anyone-save-this-video/ First of all, can I just say…whut da fuq? As Deirdre points out, running your own site involves a bit of IT knowledge above and beyond the average Interwebz user. I don’t use the same procedure or methods she uses, but I do use … Read More
Dear Vanillas: Fifty Shades of Grey does not represent ME.
Dear Vanillas who are about to go see Fifty Shades of Grey, the movie (or who are refusing to go see the movie because they think it’s about abuse), I am a real-life practitioner of BDSM. I am a switch and submit only to my Sir, although I identify as a Dominant in all other … Read More
Fearmongers strike again: There IS NO UN Treaty end-running the Second Amendment.
(Warning: my ranty pants are on.) Well, the nutjobs are at it again. There’s an article making the rounds on Facebook scaring people into thinking there’s a UN treaty that’s an end-run around the 2nd Amendment. Click here to read the wrongage. Had the “journalists” on said website done a quick check, they would have … Read More
Writer Beware: How NOT to behave toward readers and fellow writers.
Asshat author on the internet gets pissed off when readers call her out for agreeing with a commenter who said writers and readers of dark erotica should be “kidnapped and raped.” *dropping here* 3..2..1..Go. http://writeyourassoff.blogspot.com/2014/11/writer-beware-how-not-to-behave-toward.html
Guys, you want to know why women ignore you? THIS SHIT HERE.
(I know this doesn’t apply to all guys.) Guys, you think it’s innocent, a hello, a cute comment. Watch this and think if it was your daughter, or your sister, or your mother, or your girlfriend or wife going through this. Think it’s so cute now? No. I would hope not. (If you still think … Read More
Stalking is BAD. DUH.
The one where I apparently have to remind people why stalking a reviewer, regardless of whatever perceived “justification” there is, is farking WRONG.
#fangate – Florida Gov. Scott – Meet our idiot in chief.
(Warning, Florida-based political rant ahead to vent my spleen before it explodes.) *muttering* not Florida…not Florida…not Florida…DAMMIT, Florida. Our Gov. in Thief (aka Rick Scott) outdid himself tonight in asshattery at the debate between him and former Gov. Charlie Crist (now running for the office again). Over a fan. Yes, a fan. The mechanical, blows … Read More
#noflipperaction American Horror Story: Freak Show
WTheactualFUCK!!??!!! WTF did I just watch last night???? LOL #noflipperaction MUST become a hashtag. MUST. I’m not even kidding. You know, I never USED to have a problem with clowns… Past tense. I will admit, I’d only seen ONE episode, ever, of the previous seasons, and that was only because a friend of mine actually … Read More