This is what we have to put up with. Don’t let her cute looks fool you.
Yes, it’s time for Sharknado 2: The Second One TONIGHT on SyFy. (I still say the subtitle should have been “The Great White Way” in honor of Broadway. LOL) So, for your viewing pleasure, I present a cat in a shark outfit riding a Roomba. You’re welcome.
Apparently all my current work on my Drunk Monkeys series has Gidget a little nervous. She’s picked out her shotgun shells for the coming apupcalypse and is getting herself ready. Because, ya know, every apupcalypse requires a box (or five) of shotgun shells and your trusty sock monkey dog bed… But then… I awoke this … Read More
When you’re a writer with very expressive animals, sometimes, this happens.
If you buy jerky or other treats for your pets, be VERY careful about where they’re made. The FDA has issued another warning for Chinese-sourced pet treats. Over 1,000 dogs reported dead, and thousands of others sickened. Look, if you don’t know what to feed your dog, give them carrot slices. Other options? Apple, oranges, … Read More
Day 9 of Hubby in Snowhio: I survived, despite the morning starting off by having to scoop a dead armadillo out of the ditch and throw it away because of the flock of buzzards in the front yard hovering over it. Ugh. Hubby is winging his way home now, and not a moment too soon. … Read More
Day 8 of Hubby in Snowhio: Less than 24 hours until Hubby’s return. I think it comes not a moment too soon. I swore this morning that I heard several tiny voices chanting, “One of us…one of us…” out in the living room this morning. When I made it out there, several of the cats … Read More
Day 7 of Hubby in Snowhio: I am beginning to think the maow-maows are smarter than I thought they were in hiring outside assistance.. The damn outside bird returned this morning, attacking my office windows. Fortunately it’s raining now and seems to have driven it away. Grimmy is standing guard in the office on the … Read More
Day 6 of Hubby in Snowhio: Apparently the maow-maows have contracted outside assistance. Since they can’t deprive me of caffeine or food, they’re attempting to drive me crazy(ier) with a damn bird beating against the window. It’s a juvenile blue jay or something. It keeps attacking its reflection in the top part of the living … Read More
Day 5 of Hubby in Snowhio: Despite the maow-maows best attempts yesterday, I had coffee this morning in the new coffeemaker. Overnight, however, they did gravity-check a bag of peaches I had on the counter. Asshats. I believe now they’re trying to starve me since their attempts yesterday to sabotage the coffeemaker came to naught. … Read More
Hubby left for Snowhio early Tuesday morning for 8 days, to visit his mom and other family. So today is Day 4. I’m at home with the furbabies, meaning it’s their semi-annual attempt to take me out of the equation while he’s out of town. Day 1: One Hubby safely in Snowhio. I think the … Read More
This: http://littlewhitelion.com/the-best-of-texts-from-dog-19-pics-47479/ Okay? Here’s the version at MY house: From Apache (our 100+ pound Goldadore moose): Apache: OWT OF KAT FOOD. … Read More
Grimmy’s version of hot yoga, cat style.
“I do not understand dis game yoo two iz pwayin. Youz distubing me.”
It only took Callie the Crakypottamus Kitty TWO years to use the shelf I installed under the window by my desk. LOL (Some of the other cats have used and love it.) Now she thinks she owns the joint. 🙂 Why aren’t you paying attention to MEEEEE?