We met a friend at the airport this morning to get his truck so he could fly out. We brought it home, and of course, Sparkles the naughty unicorn immediately asked about taking it out for a run through Ybor City on Friday to get chicks…
I think someone needs to tell him his aspirations are a little unrealistic.
He really needs to learn to behave. He’s a very naughty unicorn…
I told him our friend (who’s had run-ins with Sparkles before, when he tried to steal his margarita at dinner once) would definitely not appreciate it if Sparkles went out cruising in his truck.
Kind of the point, Sparkles. Kind of the point.
But never fear, I gave the keys to Gidget to hide. She doesn’t put up with Sparkles’ shit because Sparkles refused to be her “minun.”
Gidget assured me she hid the keys quite well and that they’re secure with her “sooper minun,” Sheldon.
Uh-oh…
Um, if you see reports of a small dog and a tortoise going on a crime spree…I don’t know a DAMN thing!
Have a great Hump Day, peeps! 🙂
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