Update on the Ellora’s Cave vs Dear Author lawsuit. #notchilled

Writer Beware in red text.

  Courtney Milan has posted a FANTABULOUS and amazeballs recap of the recent filings in the EC v DA case, including plain-English summations of evidentiary filings posted in the past couple of days. And, yeah, an Ebola footnote reference even. LOL (That can’t be coincidental LOL.) http://www.courtneymilan.com/ramblings/2014/10/22/the-exciting-world-of-the-tro-notchilled/

Now on Kindle: Barrel of Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 5)

Woot! Barrel of Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 5) has now hit Kindle. (That means other third-party sites will be close behind. Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, IR, Post-Apocalyptic, Military/Special Ops, sex toys, HEA] One can of whup-ass delivered courtesy of…the Drunk Monkeys.

How to make a (hopefully) cat-proof tortoise table top.

I say hopefully because my cats can be creative. And technically it’s not a “table,” it’s a plastic tub, but you get the point. This is Sheldon’s inside home, and hopefully will prevent Grimmy the wonder thief from stealing Sheldon’s greens. (No, he doesn’t eat them. He just plays with them. Because he’s an asshole … Read More

First Chapter: Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2)

This is the first chapter from Monkey’s Uncle (Drunk Monkeys 2). Enjoy! 🙂 Chapter One “That damn, batshit crazy asshole fucker in charge there in Pyongyang is the one who stirred the shitpot. Then Beijing made him lick the goddamned spoon and nuked his fucking ass. Problem is, when they did that—not saying they weren’t … Read More

Now Available for Pre-Order: Flying Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 6)

Whoo hoo! Look what just hit pre-order! 🙂 Flying Monkeys (Drunk Monkeys 6, mfm, post-apocalyptic, military/spec ops) http://www.bookstrand.com/flying-monkeys Description [Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Futuristic Sci-Fi Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA] When you have to take an apocalyptic road trip, don’t forget to pack…the Drunk Monkeys. Capt. Kyong Tran is an orphaned pilot stuck in … Read More

#fangate – Florida Gov. Scott – Meet our idiot in chief.

(Warning, Florida-based political rant ahead to vent my spleen before it explodes.) *muttering* not Florida…not Florida…not Florida…DAMMIT, Florida. Our Gov. in Thief (aka Rick Scott) outdid himself tonight in asshattery at the debate between him and former Gov. Charlie Crist (now running for the office again). Over a fan. Yes, a fan. The mechanical, blows … Read More

First Chapter: Dancing on a Tightrope (Hubby’s book)

This is the first chapter from my Hubby’s book, Dancing on a Tightrope (A Wolf Mallory Mystery). He’s working on edits for book 2, and plotting book 3. He’s also working on a Christmas short story for Wolf as well. 🙂 Enjoy! Chapter One The girl appeared to be in her mid-twenties. “You see, I have … Read More