No, not THAT kind of weenie. And this is work- and kid-safe, too.
We met a friend at the airport this morning to get his truck so he could fly out. We brought it home, and of course, Sparkles the naughty unicorn immediately asked about taking it out for a run through Ybor City on Friday to get chicks… I think someone needs to tell him his aspirations … Read More
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This has got to be one of the most clever and funniest damn things I’ve seen in a while that didn’t involve cats riding Roombas or dogs doing silly things. (And it’s even work-safe, how about that? LOL) (Click here if the video doesn’t display for you.)
This cat REALLY doesn’t want a bath. And it’s HYSTERICAL! LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
I have a new YouTube obsession – the Crazy Russian Hacker. His toilet paper hacks are great. Definitely worth the watch! LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
This random thought is prompted by a picture someone posted in the Trybe. That’s not the superpower I’d want. I want something…different. I’d want the ability to point at someone (or a group of people) and make them spontaneously orgasm. Hear me out. Think of how it would stop wars? Fighting while jizzing one’s pants? … Read More
I love Jeff Dunham’s stuff. The one line that always kills (haha) me is when he asks Achmed if he did it for the virgins, and Achmed says, “Are you kidding? I’d kill you for a Klondike Bar.” LOL If you’ve never heard of Jeff Dunham and Peanut, Walter, Achmed, and all the others, well, … Read More
Poor Corey Brill. He’s the actor who played Pete on The Walking Dead. Oh, you don’t remember him? How about if I call him Porchdick? Did the lightbulb go off? LOL (Well, if you don’t watch The Talking Dead immediately after, you might not have gotten that reference, either.) He’s the doctor/abusive husband who Rick … Read More
*warning, The Walking Dead spoilers, and not work-safe* Well Daryl’s still alive, and Porch Dick is dead, so YAY! But I found a great video yesterday that’s hysterical: LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
You have NOT lived until you’ve watched Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson get venom sucked out of his ass…and elsewhere. And THIS is a movie I would pay to see. Somebody MAKE IT!! LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
BOOM! *drops right here* Yer welcome! http://www.horrorsociety.com/2015/03/27/hicky-the-hillbilly-vampire-web-series/ LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts
Dark Lord Funk. (A Harry Potter parody of Uptown Funk.) The MTV story is funny, too.
Happy Pi Day, peeps! It’s also Steak and a Blowjob Day! LOL MMM, steak, a blowjob, AND pi???? NOM! *giggle* LATEST RELEASES: Coming Soon | Audiobooks | Latest Posts