What am I reading, a rant about pirates (sorry), and Coming Soon.

I had a new release on Monday, in case you missed it! 🙂 Rhymes With Orange (Suncoast Society 35, MMMF, BDSM) is now available from BookStrand. http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton Note: It takes 4-6 weeks for books to be released to third-party sites. I have no control over that. If you have a Kindle, you can order directly … Read More

Really? REALLY?

You cannot drive a semi truck (or other certain commercial vehicles) in the US legally unless you have the proper license, training, insurance, the vehicle and trailer meets minimum federal and state standards as to mechanical soundness, etc. You have to be a minimum age. You have to keep logs. You have to fulfill certain … Read More

Send in the clones. (Please?!?) & #PeepPimpage

Last week there was another incident of some asshole on Facebook openly asking on her Facebook page for links to pirate sites for e-books “because she’s poor and authors make enough.” I. Can’t. Even. Contrary to popular belief, most writers do not make enough money to quit their evil day jobs. Hence why they have … Read More

Authors: Stop it with the cliffhanger shite already. Seriously. Just…stop.

Okay, I think the blog post title says it all. I GET it. When KU first rolled out back in 2014, some of y’all immediately saw an opportunity to make a little extra change. Take a big book and break it down into smaller chunks so you got more money. Unfortunately, that got out of … Read More

Arguing gun control with an idiot…

*Rant warning. If you don’t want to read a gun control rant, then skip this. I’ve closed comments because I honestly don’t feel like dealing with trolls, or having trolls go after commenters. Feel free to rant on your own website/Fb profile pro/con what I’ve said. tl;dr – I am a gun owner who is … Read More

Kim Davis deserves to be in jail.

(Warning: Ranty Pants are ON.) Kentucky clerk Kim Davis deserves to be in jail, and kudos to the judge for not simply fining her, which might allow her supporters to rally around and raise funds for her, not allowing her personally to feel the fallout of her failure to perform her duties. Yes, my head … Read More

“Freedom” to discriminate.

(I want to start out this rant by saying that I’m NOT against religions or people who are religious. I’m not. I use examples in here to explain my points, not to pick on any particular group. I get that there are a WHOLE lot of religious people who are horrified by this law in … Read More

What. The. Actual. Fark. (re: Clean Reader app)

Chuck Wendig made the points better than I could. So, THIS: Fuck You, Clean Reader (And the “dislike” graphic is NOT for Chuck’s post, it’s for the app he’s talking about.) As of me posting this, my big comment is awaiting moderation (probably because I referenced a couple of links in it) but this is … Read More

Dear The Big Bang Theory Writers: You Suck.

Dear The Big Bang Theory Writers: You suck. It’s called a “character bible,” assholes. Writing 101. Yes, I realize the fact that I’m venting about a TV show makes me more than a little Sheldonesque, but, LIKE SHELDON, I am a TAURUS. You guys dropped the ball big time on tonight’s show. (Should be called … Read More

Dear Vanillas: Fifty Shades of Grey does not represent ME.

Dear Vanillas who are about to go see Fifty Shades of Grey, the movie (or who are refusing to go see the movie because they think it’s about abuse), I am a real-life practitioner of BDSM. I am a switch and submit only to my Sir, although I identify as a Dominant in all other … Read More

Fearmongers strike again: There IS NO UN Treaty end-running the Second Amendment.

(Warning: my ranty pants are on.) Well, the nutjobs are at it again. There’s an article making the rounds on Facebook scaring people into thinking there’s a UN treaty that’s an end-run around the 2nd Amendment. Click here to read the wrongage. Had the “journalists” on said website done a quick check, they would have … Read More

Guys, you want to know why women ignore you? THIS SHIT HERE.

(I know this doesn’t apply to all guys.) Guys, you think it’s innocent, a hello, a cute comment. Watch this and think if it was your daughter, or your sister, or your mother, or your girlfriend or wife going through this. Think it’s so cute now? No. I would hope not. (If you still think … Read More

Consensual non-consent, rape play, and stay the hell out of my bedroom.

Cara Sutra has THE best blog I’ve ever read about summarizing CNC (consensual non-consent play, AKA rape play) in BDSM. DEFINITELY a must-read. You can take my rape fantasy when you non-consensually prise it from my kink dependent mind. The point being many of us in BDSM ENJOY this kind of play. Speaking to the … Read More

Warning: Driver’s License Ranty-Pants Blant

It is, no shit, easier to obtain a concealed carry permit in Florida than to renew your driver’s license, if you don’t have a passport and haven’t renewed your license since 2010. Guess what I had to do today? Guess what I thought would be a simple errand lasting less than an hour, that turned … Read More